Kangarooooo - Joke
Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of
the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't
believe the size of these hummers, and when the 'roo
ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, she reached
thru the bars and gave his cods a squeeze. The animal,
startled, jumped clear over the fence and bounded away
down the path.
A keeper saw the critter fading out of sight, and running up
to the woman, said "What did you do to that kangaroo?"
"I just gave his nuts a tweak to see if they were real!" she
wailed.
"Well," he said, dropping his pants, "you'd better tweak
mine, 'cause I have to catch that sucker"!
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