New Job - Joke
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a
shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of
manure in the other. The Indian says to the
bartender: "Me want Lager!"
The bartender says: "Sure, Chief, coming right
up." He then serves the Indian a tall glass of
Tennents Lager. The Indian drinks it down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure
into the air and blasts it with the shotgun.
He then walks out.
Five days later, the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure
in the other. He struts up to the bar and tells
the bartender: "Me want beer!"
The bar keeper says: "Whoa there Tonto, we're
still cleaning up from the last time you were
here...What was that all about, anyway?" he asked.
The Indian explained: "Me training for job as
government employee. Drink beer, shoot the $hit,
disappear for a few days, then come back and
see if somebody else has cleaned up the mess
me left behind....."
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