If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.

A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.

Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to thirty minutes on the treadmill.

Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

Intercourse prevents divorce.

Regular sex releases Vitamin S, which increases the number of brain cells.

Sex eliminates headaches.

Obeying the unwritten Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard", triples your chances of getting into heaven.

Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.

BTW... Dinner is at my place tonight!