Two Pilots - Joke
Two pilots got to talking on a transatlantic flight. The captain
was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was the first time
they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that
they didn't care for each other.
After thirty minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I
don't like Chinese."
The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"
The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I
don't like Chinese."
The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo .... Chinese no bomb Pearl
Harbah. JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbah."
The pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't
matter. You're all alike."
Another thirty minutes of silence ensued. Finally, the co-pilot
said, "I no like Jew."
The pilot replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
The pilot tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink
the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg... no mattah... all same."
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