Well Packaged - Joke
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the
doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week
and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."
The doc said , "I'll have
to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It
should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a
neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an
impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their
honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a
gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She
says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this, it's still in the
CRATE!"
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