Modern Medicine - Joke
A married couple rushed to the hospital
because the woman was in labor the doctor
asked the couple, "I have invented a new
machine that you might want to try, it
takes some of the labor pains away from
the mother and gives it to the father."
So the married couple decided that they would
try this.
So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it
on 10% of pain switched from the mother to
the father and the husband said "I feel okay
turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned
it up to 50% and the husband said "why don't
you just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling
a thing", but the doctor warned them "this much
could kill you if your not prepared". The
husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor
turned the machine up to 100% but the husband
didn't feel a thing so they went home happy
with a pain-free labor. When they got
home the couple was suprized to see the mailman
dead on the front porch!
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