New Baby - Joke
It was late at night, and Beth, who was expecting her
second child, was home alone with her 3-year-old daughter,
Katie. When Beth started to go into labor, she called 911.
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic
responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the
paramedic asked Katie to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked. Beth pushed
and pushed, and after a little while Josh was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his
bottom. Josh began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katie for her help, and asked
the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.
Katie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place. Spank him again."
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