Unicorn Hunter - Joke
Two hunters were in a lodge, making
small talk. One of them asked the
other, "So, what do you hunt?"
He answered, "I hunt unicorns."
The first hunter was startled, but
said, "Really? How do you do that?"
The other answered "I find a virgin
and hire her to help me. The virgin
sits around in the woods until a unicorn
comes to her. When it does, it sets
off a snare."
The first hunter said "Boy, they must
be hard to find. I've heard of them,
but I've never seen one."
The second hunter said "Yeah, and there
aren't many unicorns around, either!"
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