Overdrawn - Joke
WHILE waiting in line at the bank, a
co-worker developed a very loud case of
hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's
window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened.
The teller took my friend's check and proceeded
to run a computer verification of his account.
After a minute she looked up from her terminal
with a frown and said that she would be unable
to cash his check.
"Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.
"I'm sorry, sir," she replied, "but our computer
indicates that you do not have sufficient funds
to cover this amount. As a matter of fact," she
continued, "our records show your account
overdrawn in excess of $5000."
"It can't be!" he cried. "You have to be kidding!"
"Yes, I am," she answered with a smile, counting
out his cash. "But you will notice that your
hiccups are gone."
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