Health Plans - Joke
A prominent Canadian doctor was visiting an American hospital. During his
tour of the floors, he passed a room where a male patient was openly and
vigorously masturbating.
"My GOD," said the visiting MD, "that's disgraceful. What is the meaning
of this?"
The local doctor that was leading the tour explained; "I'm afraid this man
was diagnosed with a very unusual, yet serious condition where the
testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't relieve himself in this
manner at least five times a day, he has to endure incredible pain and the
potential rupture of his testicles."
"Oh, yes... of course," replied the visiting doctor, as if he were quite
familiar with the condition.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a male
patient a blow job.
"GOOD GOD!" exclaimed the Doctor, "How do you explain this?"
The American doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
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