The Runt - Joke
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family, a
weeping wife and four children. Three of the children
are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and
youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the
youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth
before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest,
absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave
that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her
breath, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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