Port Or Sherry? - Joke
A playboy, out for pleasure one evening, picked-up
a well-dressed young lady at a bar and took her to
his apartment. She appeared well-to-do, chic, and
Thinking to make an impression, Mr. Playboy showed
her some etchings, first editions, etc. He then
offered her some wine, asking whether she preferred
sherry or port.
"Oh, sherry by all means!" she replied. "Sherry is
like the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in
this crystal-like decanter fills me with the
anticipation of a heavenly thrill. When the stopper
is removed and the beautiful liquid is poured into
the glass and I inhale the delicious tangy aroma, I'm
lifted on the wings of ecstasy. As I taste the magic
potion, my whole being thrills and glows, it seems
like a thousand violins throb in my ears, and I'm
carried into another world."
"Port, on the other hand, makes me fart."