The Butler - Joke
A wealthy couple planned to go to an evening ball. They advised Stanley, their Butler, that he was being given the evening off to do whatever he wanted.
After an hour and a half at the ball the wife told her husband that she was dreadfully bored and in fact would prefer simply to go home and finish some work for the following day. The husband replied that he had to stay for a couple of more hours since he had to meet some potential business partners.
So, the wife went home alone and found the butler Stanley spread out on the couch watching TV. Moving slowly towards him, she sat down in a very seductive manner. She whispered to him to come closer, then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear:
"Take off my dress ..." she said And Stanley did so. "Now, will take off my bra ..." she asked To which Stanley obliged. "Next, please remove my shoes and stockings." she told him Stanley quickly followed her instructions again. "Now, remove my garter belt and panties." she ordered him. Again, without hesitation, Stanley complied.
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted: "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"