Alternative Use
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked
the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can
you cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through sex."
The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past eighty
years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just
want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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